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No need to go over the various reasons people will set for this or that tattoo nor discuss why they will pick a specific location over another. What can be pointed out on the other hand is the seek for originality that some will faithfully try and pursue in order to make history; and while some will achieve their goal before admiring eyes, others will forever gain worldwide notoriety thanks to epic tattoo fails…
 
Wishing you an artistic PMSLweb moment!
 

ORIGINAL TATS
 





























 
MASTERPIECE TATS
 





 
EPIC FAIL TATS
 










 

For all those who were blessed enough to have known the grand Cartoon-Animation era offered to us during the 80′s, you may definitely be tempted to check out what follows. Evidently each generation has his unforgettable classics as far as cartoons are concerned, but seriously when you check out what is aired today, you tend to be relieved in a way and sorry for you kids at the same time. Our cartoons absolutely rocked no doubt and just cannot be compared….period!
 
Time to take a little trip down memory lane, and while we just couldn’t list them all, you are sure to stumble across a few you use to watch for sure.
Wishing you a delightful pmslweb moment!
 
 

THUNDERCATS

Lion-O, Cheetara, Panthro, Tygra, WilyKit, WilyKat, and Snarf, aliens with feline features from the planet Thundera, are known as the Thundercats. After the death of their planet, the latter end up being forced to journey on the ‘Third Earth’ which actually turns out to be our good old earth in the future. Guided by Lion-O’s sword that contains the ‘Eye of Thundera’ they will need to survive on this new planet while attempting to take down the Mutants who have followed them there and whom now serve under the orders of Mumm-Ra their new archenemy, whose origins go back to Ancient Egypt.
 

 
Think you know the Thundercats? Why not give the Thundercats Trivia a shot!
 

Diet time for Lion-O
 

Isn’t he just precious?
 

The ultimate Fan Shoes
 

Wonder what Thundercat shots taste like?
 

Who said that Batman should have all the fun?
 

Give Thundercat rock a try
 

You need to be a fan for sure
 

Your Girlfriend will just love dating a Lion-O
 

You just show them at Halloween when you go treating around the block!
 

What did you actually think Thundercat Ho was all about?
 

Thundercats: Doing it right!
 

We all secretly wanted this to happen…
 
HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

 
Mattel’s very famous He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, reruns put aside, aired from 1983 to 1985. The plot made you discover the mythical planet of Eternia, where King Randor and Queen Marlena’s son Adam – aka Prince of Eternia- made a point of honor out of playing the ultimate justice defender. To do so, he often would have to use his sword that allowed him to transform into the mighty He-man; and in order to proceed, he’d raise it above his head and say the follow sentence: “By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER”. During his adventures, his friends The Sorceress, Teela, her father the Man-At-Arms and Orko were always there to give him a helping hand as well as his faithful tiger Cringer who would also metamorphose into He-Man’s Battle Cat during the process. Together they would, time after time, defeat Skeletor and his henchmen.
 

 

And to say these people use to be our role models duh!
 

True…we never gave it a thought back then
 

One way to keep a foot in childhood hey?
 

Fess up, you want one don’t you?
 

Be the (He) Man!
 

Best merchandising article ever!
 

Well with that hairstyle what did you seriously expect?
 
SHE-RA

 
Princess Adora is Prince Adam’s twin sister – you know Adam, prince of Eternia? – and while her bro lives on Eternia she, on the other hand, lives on Etheria (Hahahaha right…). She will quickly discover that she was taken from her family when only baby by the villain Hordak who is her archenemy on the show. Just like her brother, Adora can transform into the ‘Princess of Power’ She-Ra, and to do so she also needs to raise her sword and say the following: “For the Honor of Grayskull… I am She-Ra!”. During her everyday battle to take down Hordak and his Horde Troopers, she can rely on her friends and especially on Bow her sweetheart Robin Hood..yeah because she is a girl after all let’s not forget!
 

She-Ra and He-Man sing in duet….why did they have to be brother and sister.. always wondered
 

Wonder what She-Ra’s purse looked like?
 

Evidently guess who is on the other side
 
JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS

From 1985 to 1988 Hasbro, Marvel Productions and Sunbow Productions got together in order to produce Jem and the Holograms, an avant-garde cartoon who revolved around rock music. Jerrica Benton was left orphan after the death of of father, and while being at the head of a foster home also ends up taking over the role of sub-owner/manager of the musical company Starlight Music, but this will not turn out to be the only ‘gift’ left to her by her father Emmett Benton! The latter will also become the owner of “Synergy” a Holographic program who will allow her -using a a pair of earrings – to become, along with her best friends Aja and Shana and her baby sister Kimber, the pop-star Jem and her band the Holograms. Their main rival band will turn out to be ‘The Misfits’, three perfidious girls who will be ready to do anything in order to win the amazing contract both bands will be ‘battling’ for. Rio Pacheco is a recurrent character in the show and Jerrica’s boyfriend, she can always rely on him although he can turn out to be quite jealous at moments…but she can only forgive him.
 

 
You’re a Jem and the Holograms know it all? Check it out with this trivia!
 

Yeah they actually do exist
 

Ever gave this a thought?
 

Could she have been inspired by Jem, seriously?
 

 
Girls make it happen
 
ULYSSES 31

Directly inspired by the Greek mythology of Odysseus, Ulysses 31 retraces the story of Ulysses as he attempts to counter the plans of the ancient gods of Greek mythology but this time far ahead of our time and in outer space. The latter in command of the Odyssey spaceship is trying to make it back to earth, but the gods have decided else-wise and have even put mots of his crew in suspended animation. During his journey, he will be able to count of his son Telemachus, Yumi a young Zotrian and Nono a robot he offered as a present to his son as well as Shirka the Odyssey’s main female computer.
 

 

Ulysses 31 Parody…just love it – for any fan a must watch!
 

Epic fail right?
 
INSPECTOR GADGET

This DIC Entertainment show featuring a simple-witted cyborg detective originally aired from 1983 to 1986. Inspector Gadget a cyborg policeman helped by his niece Penny and her ‘Dog The Brain’ spend the most of heir time trying to counter the plans of the Machiavellian Doctor Clam and his M.A.D organization. Penny turns out to be the real ‘brain’ in the cartoon while Gadget employed by Chief Quimby boss of Metro City’s police, always ends up getting all the merits; that said she always does her best to let it be this way and loves to see her uncle’s self-esteem boosted while the latter tends to use his numerous gadgets; binoculars, skates, springs and extra hands preceded by the famous “Go Go gadget….” in the least expect moments…
 

 
Give the Inspector Gadget Trivia a go and see if you really know him as well as you think you do.
 

Your dream come true?
 

Yeah right, let’s just see how that works out after all!
 

May come in handy
 
BATTLE OF THE PLANETS

The G-Force, consisting of Mark, Jason, Princess, Keyop, and Tiny has been subject to a certain controversy as it also exists under a more mature form that puts forward themes you basically would like to keep out of your kid’s reach – at least for now- but let’s focus on the show we got to adore as kids in which five youngsters with superhuman abilities would do all that was in their power to defend Earth from Planet Spectra’s menace. To do so they would evolve aboard their main ship the Phoenix that would allow them to access individual vehicles operated by each member personally like the “galacti-cycle” or the “Space Bubble”. Their archenemy was Zoldar who would get direct orders from the great villain the “Luminous One”.
 

 

We all wanted to endorse this costume… well some actually did!
 

Ah yes the Princess Oh la la!
 

We knew he was a tad chubby but this is defo a fail!
 
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Day after day how many of us embraced the fictional characters of Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo while they fought crime in the undergrounds of New York City. The Teenage mutant ninja turtles helped by their adoptive father and Sensei Splinter – A rat- would spend the most of their time trying to frame their archenemy Shredder a villainous ninjutsu master and his famous Foot Clan. Helped by April a young and talented journalist, these four pizza adepts would use various masteries such as Katana’s for Leonardo, bō staff for Donatello, Sai’s for Raphael and nunshaku’s for Michelangelo to take down all forms of crime while learning the human values of life.
 

 

A spoof the way they always should be! Living up the dream
 
Oki so you were a fan… if you’re really sure just give this a go!
 

Wouldn’t you look great in one of these?
 

Gaming the way we like it
 

Oh look a Turtle Gangsta!
 

You can do it too!
 

Tonight just stay with your buddies seriously…no but really…
 

So that’s what they were
 
TRANSFORMERS

The battle between Autobots and Decepticons is no longer a secret for anyone. The alien robots Hasbro turned into a worldwide phenomena originally aired in 1984 and twenty seven years after – as well as three movies later -don’t seem to see their popularity decrease, not the most. On your right you have Optimus Prime and his troops which include personalities such as Jetfire his second in command, Ratchet the medic and veteran, Bumblebee who transforms into a Volkswagen Beetleor or even Bulkhead who can take a Cybertronian Bulldozer form, just to name a few, while on your left you’ll find the emblematic Decepticon leader Megatron and characters such as Shockwave, Blitzwing or Lugnut.
 

 

When the transformers inspire : The Citroen C4 Avert
 
Hard to follow aren’t they? But if you really think that you have what it takes, why not give the a try.
 

You need one NOW!
 

 
Bring out the “Optimus” in you
 

Put that way….
 

I can hear it, you did too didn’t you?
 

Geek love the way it should be
 

Makes the others look so lame
 

Owned on FB
 

Try making a 2h movie out of this
 
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

From 1983 to 1987 you could follow the cheerful adventures of three chipmunks; Alvin the leading troublemaker, Simon the tall intellectual and Theodore the sweet and innocent third member of the chipmunk clan. All three of them where adopted by David Seville – aka Dave- a song writer whose patience is frequently put to test, especially when it comes to Alvin whose imagination seems to have not limits. At moments the three loveable furry creatures also have to deal with three female chipmunks ‘the Chipettes’, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor Miller, and all three tend to each be the boy’s counterparts.
 

 

A chipmunk’s dream come true
 

Now you know why they are called “Happy Meals”
 
SNORKS

The Snorks belong to the Hanna-Barbera family and aired from 1984 to 1989. Deep down in the ocean could be found the underwater city of Snorkland which was inhabited by small colorful creatures called the Snorks such as the show’s main character Allstar Seaworthy, a very smart yellow male Snork whose belt buckle would be the indicator of a bright idea, Casey kelp, a pretty pink female Snork who also turns out to be Allstar’s sweetheart and like him Casey is quite intelligent and kind-hearted, but also others like ‘Junior’ as spoiled-brat orange male Snork son of Snorkland’s governor who likes to mock Allstar and his friends or “Seaworthy” a purple male Snork, uncle of Allstar whose goal in life is to take over Snorkland at any cost.
 

 

A male Snork is a guy avec all on “Family Guy”
 

Snork costume doing it right!
 

Not everyone can embody a Snork
 

You see them everywhere
 
THE SMURFS

Is it still really necessary to present the Smurfs? Let’s do it in anyway! At the beginning the Smurfs are the creation of the Belgian cartoonist Peyo, and given the success the comic series quickly encountered, they were then adapted under the cartoon form that originally aired from 1981 to 1990. Hidden in the middle of a forest is the very hard to access Smurf village where live very cheerful little blue creatures: the Smurfs. To start off there were exactly ninety-nine Smurfs each of which with their own personality; The village leader is Papa Smurf, the only one to wear red clothing as well as having a beard, he is the wise character on the show and when he’s not locked up in his laboratory working on magical spells and potions he spends his time getting his little Smurfs out of trouble – that, let’s face it, they are very good at getting themselves into! Other notable characters include the Smurfette who was originally created by the show’s villain Gargamel in an attempt to try and trap the Smurfs but who Papa Smurf finally turned into a real member of the clan, Brainy Smurf who wears glasses and spends his time giving his fellow Smurf’s never ending lectures, Hefty Smurf the tough guy and strongest Smurf of them all, Grouchy Smurf who doesn’t like anything nor anyone.. well not really as deep down inside he will never let down his friends when in need, Jokey Smurf who gets a kick out of playing pranks on the others or Vanity Smurf who is beyond precious according to himself and can spend hours admiring himself in a pocket mirror…just to name a few.
 

 

New Smurfs? These guys have a few ideas…
 
Unbeatable when it comes to the Smurfs? Oki then why not give the a shot.
 

Call me Papa baby!
 

So what would you say?
 

The dark side
 

Is a comment really necessary?
 

Shinny happy people
 

You can Smurf it
 
RAINBOW BRITE

Rainbow Brite started off as a Hallmark card character before she got her own cartoon show in 1984. “Rainbow” originally is an orphan who with help of her friends the “Color Kids” – Red Butler, Lala Orange, Canary Yellow, Patty O’Green, Buddy Blue, Indigo and Shy Violet – as well as her white sprite Twink and her beautiful white talking horse Starlite, must find the ‘Sphere of Light’using her magical Color Belt when needed. During her quest she will have to defeat the King of Shadows.
 

 
If you remember Rainbow and her friends, come and test your knowledge by playing the .
 

After all these years, what has just become?
 

We’ve found him: the Rainbow maker!
 

She’s not different to the rest of us
 
THE POPPLES

Remember the Popples, those very High-Tech soft-toys that you could turn inside out in order to give them a ball form? Oh come on, we know you do! Well like many toys of their generation they also were allotted a TV show which originally aired from 1986 to 1987. Bonnie and Billy Wagner, two young kids get dragged into numerous adventures by their Popple friends who are hidden secret to their parents. each of their Popples comes in a different color and has its own personality; Party is a big pink Popple that never seems to get tired and just wants to party day and night, Pretty Cool – aka PC- is a blue Popple who tends to try and stay reasonable compared to most of his fellow Popple friends although he also is all fun and games while Pancake the marroon Popple is very cuddly for instance. The Wagner kids have nine Popples all together, and during the second season the cast grows when new kids, Mike and Penny move in next door with Popples of their own.
 

 

The official first generation Popple commercial
 

At least these ones don’t bounce around
 

The Popples were actually stalkers
 
CARE BEARS

A few years back – or decades should we say- it was a real fashion to own a Care Bear…”You don’t have a Care bear?? Poor soul, how come, don’t your parents love you?” (I don’t care I didn’t have one anyway so just saying… you CAN survive!). These happy colorful teddy-bears first aired under their TV show form in 1985 and were later on joined by their cousins the…Care Bear Cousins – Brave Heart Lion, Bright Heart Raccoon, Cozy heart penguin etc. Coming back to the Care bears themselves, leading characters include Love-A-Lot bear and his red heart belly badge, Good-Luck Bear the green Irish bear vector of good luck with his four leaf clover, and who had a crush on Polite Panda but also Wish Bear – we really didn’t realize back then did we? – Grumpy Bear the Inventor or even Tender-Heart bear who would help people express their feelings…just to name a few.
 

 
Who would we be not to propose you a of course!
 

Weird, I don’t recall this one
 

Must of skipped a few episodes
 

My point…
 

Amazing what alcohol can do
 

My fav by far!
 

Now we’re talking
 

Apparently he got fired, go figure
 

The reunion
 
Other honorable mentions…
 
THE MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD

It started like this: “It is the 16th century. From all over Europe, great ships sail west to conquer the New World, the Americas. The men eager to seek their fortune, to find new adventures in new lands. They long to cross uncharted seas and discover unknown countries, to find secret gold on a mountain trail high in the Andes. They dream of following the path of the setting sun that leads to El Dorado and the Mysterious Cities of Gold.” During thirty-nine episodes we got to follow the adventures of Esteban “Child of the Sun” who was rescued at sea by the Spanish navigator Mendoza, who you frankly never are sure what to think of as he tends to save him one day and stab him in the back another, Zia the daughter of an Inca Priest and Tao the last living descendant of the sunken empire of Mu. While occasionally flying the Golden Condor they will live many adventures during their quest to find the Cities of Gold while having to defeat Francisco Pizarro and his men as well as Mendoza himself and his two clumsy employes Gomez and Gaspard.
 

 
AROUND THE WORLD WITH WILLY FOG

The cartoon adaptation of Around the World in Eighty Days -Jules Verne everyone- first aired in 1983 and was quite a success in Europe. Willy Fog, an English gentleman lion is the main character and basically plays the role of Phileas Fogg who has to fulfill this amazing bet, when challenged to do so by London’s Reform Club which he is a member of, helped by Rigodon a Lynx hired as his butler -Passepartout in the novel- and the beautiful Romy, a panther whom he is in love with, without forgetting his faithful Tico who spends a decent amount of time hiding in his bag.
 

 
M.A.S.K

Mobile Armored Strike Kommand – aka M.A.S.K, was broadcasted from 1985 to 1986 with seventy-five episodes and was a major success due also to the cartoon’s derivative toys. During the show’s two seasons, Matt Trakker, leader of the M.A.S.K and his gang fought the criminal organization of V.E.N.O.M -Vicious Evil Network of Mayhem- using high-tech vehicles which could transform and by wearing masks that would give them super powers. Other characters who should be mentioned are Matt’s adoptive son Scott who he raised alone and the latter’s robot T-Bob that Scott seems to spend most of his time optimizing.
 

 

Every boy’s dream toy back in the 80′s
 
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

Dungeons and Dragons was a cartoon directly inspired by the role playing game of the same name and that aired from 1983 to 1985. To make short the plot is about a group of teenagers, Hank the Ranger, Eric the Cavalier, Diana the Acrobat, Presto the Magician, Sheila the Thief and Bobby the Barbarian, trying to find their way home after taking a ride on magical roller coaster who leads them to mystical grounds, and where they meet the Dungeon Master who gives them all a specific weapon to help them fulfill their quest. Many adventures and enemies await them all along the way including Venger “the Force of Evil” the main villain. One question remains…did they ever make it back home by the way?
 

 

Nostalgia hits some quite bad
 

 

Let’s face it, men and women can’t seem to live without each other and while they ‘somehow’ tend to complete each other, the path to cohabitation often turns out to be all but easy. During this incredible journey down the yellow brick road, you will most probably stumble across unforeseen obstacles such as communication, rationalization, understanding and compromise – just to make short. Whatever your gender, in all cases you have access to one powerful weapon which is humor and that will more often than enough be the best alternative.
 

 

 

 

 
Worse pick-up lines ever (do NOT use these they do NOT work):
 

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Gee, this is one warm massage table. Oh, wait, it’s you.

Was your dad a cement mixer. Because you are making me hard?

Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?

Hi, I’m part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?

You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.

My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Nice legs; what time do they open?

Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be

Are you from Ireland cos my c*cks Dublin.

My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.

Have you any Irish in you? Would you like some more?

Those boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?

 

 

 

 

 

 
A very interesting study
 

When an orgasm has been achieved through sex, you can measure theta waves. These are also said to cause the “running high” feeling of euphoria experienced sometimes by marathon runners. If theta waves are taken as a criterion, the entire brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close to 10 times stronger than when men climax. So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm’s strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through. Putting it a little crudely, if the intensity of a woman’s orgasm was played through a man’s brain, there’s a danger that the shock to his system would kill him. That risk makes it impossible to experiment on a man at the moment. And men can never become women.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Female drivers : the Movie
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
 

 

 

 

 

 
Men: A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
 

 

 

 

 

 
Rules for Women:
 

- Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

- Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.

- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

- If they can put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all there.

- Tell him you’re not his type – you have a pulse.

- Never let your man’s mind wander – its too little to be left out alone.

- Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.

- Never marry a man for money. You’ll have to earn every penny.

- Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

- The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

- A man’s idea of serious commitment is usually, “Oh all right, I’ll stay the night”.

- Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn’t even have bothered to have lunch with.

- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

- If it is not Valentine’s Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shower like a woman – Shower like a man
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Rules for Men:
 

- Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

- Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

- Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink.

- How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t…there’s a clock on the oven!

- I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: “I wanna know your name…”

- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

- One golfer tells another: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” The other replies: “GREAT trade!”

- The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” and I said, “Dust!”

- Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

- Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

- Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

- PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

- The first naked man a woman sees is ‘Ken’.

- Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

- ‘Oh, nothing,’ has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

- Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

- All women are overweight by definition; don’t agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don’t bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

- ‘Only women understand the reason for ‘guest towels’ and the ‘good china’.

- All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.

- If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys (which gets them in More trouble).

- Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they ‘left the seat up’ instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

- Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

- Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

- Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
We dare you not to laugh at least once! Bet on?
 

Not as easy as it seems right?
 

Where is the admission form
 

Only one word comes to my mind right now….pain!
 

Well he is just a dude after all
 

Bazinga!
 

Bierber? Google knows…
 

Scary when you realize that it’s natural for some people
 

Because McGyver isn’t the only one to be able to pull that sort of trick
 

Sport online at its best
 

Welcome back to reality
 

When a potato fails
 

The Aries is a stubborn creature
 

We found it wise to show you the ‘before’
 

Must of missed this one in the plane rack
 

Knock knock knocking on Penny’s door
 

Until now you thought he was a real gentleman
 

Pushing it to a whole new level
 

Suit yourself
 

Oki now I want to see Bowser
 

We would of all fallen for it
 

And you thought you were safe with mummy hey?
 

We all suspected
 

But you’re a rebel right?
 

You bet it was done on purpose!
 

Inspiration for a crossover?
 

Makes you love yours doesn’t it
 

And to say these people will be our ‘tomorrow’
 

Wonder what the criteria is
 

See, mama knows…
 

Now they all make sense
 

Sure you never wondered about this
 

Makes a hell lot of a difference
 

You’ll be set once and for all
 

I would of answered the same…seriously
 

I’ll avoid commenting
 

Purrrre pleasure
 

Epic
 

Friendship: What it’s really about
 

When a woman haunts a man
 

The next picture was too painful on the eye
 

A very important message is suppose to come out of this
 

So?
 

Surely you all knew where this was going
 

You no longer have excuses when it comes to women now
 

Hell yeah!
 

We all agree?
 

Sleeping at work, you’re doing it right!
 

This must be done on purpose, no joke
 

You don’t stand a chance when it comes to autocorrect
 

His parents obviously never took English in school
 

 
A few pictures just to remind us that no matter how impressive it may turn out to be, it’s just a job like any other one after all…if not for the big bucks of course!!!
 

 
If you have a few spare minutes on your hands and are basically looking for a way to ‘kill them’, the following collection of website links may just come in handy! No doubt that you will find one -or more- to trigger your interest. 
 
 

The Empire Poster Quiz :
 
Will you be able to guess the movie by just viewing one letter? Do you know your classics?
 
The 100 Most Common English Words :

See how many of the hundred most common English words you can guess in five minutes. The game was created using the Oxford English Corpus.
 
Scary Spider:

Take control of this creepy crawly using your mouse and feed it using your space-bar. If you suffer from arachnophobia stay clear!
 
More Cowbell DJ :

Ever dreamed of having cowbells and Christopher Walken included to your favorite songs? NO? Well me neither to be honest, but you’ll still be able to do so using this original tool!
 
Map Your Surname:

How popular is your surname and how far across the world did your ancestors reach? Use this interesting tool to find out.
 
Where’s Waldo?:

Remember Waldo? Well this game could be called the ‘Ultimate Waldo Search’! And believe me it won’t be as easy as it seems… don’t lose patience though as I’m sure you can do it!
 
Can You Name The Countries:

So how well do you know our dear planet and more precisely how many countries do you actually know? This very challenging game should turn out to be quite addicting and no doubt that you’ll probably end up playing it a few times in a row. You will have 15 min to name as many country names as possible and evidently will have to spell them out correctly.
 
The Eyeballing Game:

Here is a game that should take you down memory lane for sure and will reveal which kind of student you actually were while testing your accuracy. You will be working on parallelograms, midpoints, bisect angles, triangle centers, circle centers, right angles and convergences…but hey don’t freak out because it will actually turn out to be quite cool and addicting.
 
Drawminos :

If you use to get a kick out of playing dominos as a kid, you may be tempted to give them a shot online and see just how creative you turn out to be. You will be creating in 2D but will be able to save them in 3D. Why not give it a try?
 
Detweet :

This is probably one of the craziest social games ever. The name of the game here will be to shoot down real tweets based on a specific word. At the begining of the game you get to type in a word of your choice, then will see the latest tweets made on twitter which include them, the latter being represented by little men – the actual tweets appearing in a bubble above their heads. Your next move will be to buy and place machine guns in order to take them down… sure it may seem a little sick, but it’s so much fun. (I even shot myself down, what a nut…)
 
Noooooooooooooooooooo:

What to say about this specific page… I’m not really sure. If ever during the day you have the need to share your discontent, well basically it could come in handy… maybe?
 
The Michael Bayifier :

Give your pictures the ultimate Michael Bayifier pimp up with this fast and easy little tool. You can now star in a Michael Bay movie in only minutes and impress your friends.
 
Impact Earth:

Do you want to know how well you’d be capable of taking down our good old Earth if in control of a meteorite? Would you manage to cause a maximum of damage or wouldn’t anyone notice? Here you will get to customize your own mighty projectile by setting various parameters like its genre – diameter and intensity, impact – angle and velocity, its target type as well as its distance from the impact.
 
Bastard/Bastet Tetris:

With a name like ‘Bastard Tetris’, what do you expect seriously? This specific Tetris was designed to give you the pieces you need the least, you will have a 70% of getting the piece you need the less, 15% of getting the second least wanted piece and so on… so get prepared in spending a very painful moment…
 
Where Are You In The Movie?:

Thanks to this very original online tool, you can now discover where exactly you are in movies such as Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, the Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, The Godfather and Titanic among others. To do so you will just need to answer a few quick questions; when were you born, at what age do you wish to die and which movie you want to use…and that’s all.
 
Inflat – The Music Project:

Discover and play with an incredible musical project. You will have access to a page composed of various YouTube windows and can start as many as you want and whenever you want as the result will always turn out to be amazing.
 
Pick One:

This should basically be called ‘Pick One – the Never ending game’, because I don’t think there’s any end to it, it seems to go on for ever, and ever, and ever…. Your screen will be divided in two – a black side and a white side – and you will constantly have to pick between two words…worst part is that it actually gets you thinking at moments!
 
Flashface :

This smart and entertaining online tools will let you build suspects of your own. You will get to entirely customize their faces, and the results will turn out to be quite impressive. Why not sketch one of your mates or even your mother-in-law then stick the picture on a milk box just to freak him/her out!
 
Nukeometer :

Wish to scare yourself a little? Then why not come and try this Nukeometer that will let you discover, just by entering your town and country, how many nuclear warheads are within your reach – the exact number by country and by delivery…fun!
 
Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator :

Like many of us you probably regret not being born in Kenya right? (I knew it…). Cry no more, these days your dream can come true thanks to this birth certificate generator! Imagine how impressed your buddies will be when they discover where you actually were born…
 
 

These past years people around the world wide web seem to have found a new fun way to use their money, and one that does not involve spending it which is even better. Bellow you will find some of the best pics of this specific genre or should we say new form of art.
Hey who knows, this may actually inspire you!
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notice: Before reading the following, please bare in mind that we all have our cultural differences and ‘specialties’ especially when it comes to food; so while some may find gross to suck on a cobra’s head – just saying – others may find revolting to look at a hamburger…
Here is a list of exotic dishes and drinks found all around our good old planet, it may be wise not to read this post just before or right after lunch/dinner… YOU WERE WARNED!!!
 
 
Now that we are all good…. enjoy!!!
 
 
 

Baby Mice Wine
Found in : Korea and China
What it is: New born mice 2-3 days old still alive are added to rice moonshine where they then macerate for over a year. This very specific drink is said to be known for its tonicity and is suppose to be a great remedy for any illness. While some will stick the alcohol, others will enjoy the mice also…

 

Balut
Found in: The Philippines, Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam
What it is: Fertilized duck eggs are kept warm until the embryo is revealed to be at least 15-20 days old after which they are boiled alive. Balut is known to be a real delicacy in those countries in particular and is also consumed for its high level as far as proteins are concerned.

 

Bat Soup
Found in: Islands of Palau and Cambodia
What it is: People who treat themselves to this soup, as many dishes you will find in this list, evidently find it delicious but also do so because of the medical virtues supposedly related to it. Bat blood is supposed to help the respiratory system and their eyes…well basically yours! After having bats presented to you, and once your choice made, the cook will then proceed as for what is of getting your order prepared asap. Note that some prefer to eat the bat raw…

 

Casu Marzu
Found in: Sardinia –Italy
What it is: A cheese made out of goats milk which is left to ferment until it has reached a decomposition stage obtained by the digestive action of the cheese fly’s larvae. The latter are added on purpose and will lead to the cheese reaching a very soft texture which is the goal here. While some people will then prefer to avoid eating the larvae others, on the other hand, will consume them too. Maybe best to avoid before a date.

 

Fried Spider
Found in: Cambodia
What it is: These spiders raised in holes are a specific species of tarantula that are tossed in a mixture of monosodium glutamate, sugar and salt before being deep fried in oil by their vendors. While being appreciated by the locals, the spiders turn out to also be a great touristic ‘attraction’ and you will find them all over the markets in Cambodia. They are said to taste somehow like a mix between chicken and cod. Why not impress your friends?

 

Escamoles
Found in: Mexico
What it is: Escamoles are basically ant larvae and can be found in various drinks and dishes in Mexico. They are known to have nutty and buttery taste, and among the meals you can find who will include them are salads, fried dishes and even tacos.

 

Maguey Worms
Found in: Mexico
What it is: Basically these are caterpillars who when mature can grow up to 65mm and are known to be very nutritious (over 650 calories for 100g). Once fried, you will be able to find them in various dishes but let’s also not forget that they are a famous ‘input’ to tequila which they are supposed to sublimate.

 

Horse Semen
Found in: New Zealand
What it is: If you have made it so far down in the list, you should be delighted to hear that for more or less 20 bucks you can treat yourself to a nice glass of horse semen , the new hip ‘Energy Drink’ that is said to taste like custard and comes in all different flavors.

 

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Found in: West America, West Canada, Spain and Mexico
What it is: Nice and chunky bull calf testicles which are peeled, coated in flour, salt and pepper before being deep fried then served as an appetizer with dips.

 

Kopi Luwak
Found in: Indonesia but sold all around the world
What it is: After all this awesome tucker you may be up for a nice cup of coffee, and Kopi Luwak is one of the most expensive ones that you will come across. Basically here for a little more or less than 300$ a pound, you will have the pleasure to surprise your guests by serving them coffee made with awesome coffee beans that were first eaten by an Asian Palm Civet before being pooped back out once they have finished passing through his digestive track. Hey look an awesome Valentine’s day gift!

 

Vodkalix – Tequilalix
Found on: Ebay, Amazon and various online stores.
What it is: Time for a little treat maybe, and this time we just may just have found your ultimate lollie. These days any lollipop fan will be happy to know that sugar-free Vodka or tequila flavored candy containing a scorpion or even a worm are no longer a dream and can be purchased for around 4.50£.

 

Put aside the fact that nobody ever really wants to end up in hospital, sadly it does occur for more or less serious reasons, and as we all know, one of the most exciting moments of the day during a stay in hospital is….the food! Of course you’ll often get to pick your dish amongst a little list – which will also depend on your condition – but between what you’ll see on the paper and what you’ll actually discover in your plate, hmmm you could be in for quite a surprise! 
Also, let’s not omit to mention the quantity of food served to you, personally I don’t really ever recall feeling ‘full’ after a hospital meal, but maybe this is actually done on purpose? It could be some sort of strategy to keep you hanging on until the next, and make it look more exciting – because riddled with hunger you may tend to sublimate…
 
Anyway here goes, yummy yummy, so where shall it be for you? Food in….

 
America

What to expect from uncle Sam’s land
 
Australia

Oi?
 
Argentina

Oki, but what is it?
 
Canada

Seems correct…
 
United Arab Emirates

Could be worth the price
 
England

Looks about right
 
France

The VIP corner then?
 
Germany

This is the starter right?
 
Greece

Looking good!
 
India

Dehli..cious? Can’t really tell
 
Israel

While it doesn’t look very exciting it’s probably very correct
 
Japan

Now this on the other hand looks exciting…
 
Korea

I’ll go with the subtitle
 
Malaysia

Must be easy on the taste buds
 
Poland

Looks simple, but hey is that a cocktail?
 
Scotland

Who cares about the aesthetic side after all, at least it WILL fill you up
 
Spain

Doesn’t look all that bad!
 

Tired of the Pokèmons? Do your kids drive you nuts with the never-ending list of painful creatures, their headbanging names and evolutions… – not to mention that they also can have kids of their own and make us sound so has-been when we get questioned about them without being able to answer (What you don’t know that Warltortle evolves into Blastoise, that he is 87.5% Male and 12.5% female, that his type is water and that as he levels up he gains powers such as a tail whip or a rapid spin??? Noooo = Epic Fail!)
 
If the answer is YES, well you may want to check out the following video… Pokémons: Apokélypse – the movie WE will finally enjoy.