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Modern magicians Charlie Caper and Erik Rosales present an amazing act named “Stockholm” earlier this month in Cannes (France), and promote the city using several iPads. Bluffing…
 

 
(Thanks Alex!)
 

Sometimes you stumble across various interesting pictures and facts that you tend to stop on, when they weren’t necessarily what you were looking for in the first place, because they suddenly catch all your attention; may they be interesting, quite funny, intelligent or even sad.
 
On Piss Myself Laughing we have decided to dedicate a post to these findings, and the latter can differ from one subject to another. Some may make you smile, some may get you thinking and some may make you sigh, while others, well… will just peak your curiosity.
 
Wishing you an interesting PMSLweb moment!

 

Not sure what to do with your savings?
 

Would you manage to stay serious?
 

What they actually would look like
 

Smart move from the WWF
 

Time to pimp your living room
 

Your personal vending machine is available now!
 

Rendez-vous 10 years from now…
 

Fingers in the socket made easy
 

He-Man and She-Ra IRL
 

Simple campaign about A.I.D.S
 

Google maps: the best of
 

You’ll never dare throw it away on your way back
 

McDonalds classic hamburgers: made to last. This test has actually be done a few times in the past and turns out to be accurate.
 

See baby Panda grow step by step; your Awwww moment
 

You can comb her hair
 

WTF Grandpa..
 

Speaking Yank the right way
 

WWF – Getting the message through
 

Amazing plan
 

One of those sentences we adore
 

Pepper knowledge
 

This guy must masturbate in front of “Cars”!
 

The ultimate test: Baby, do you really love me?
 

Every little boy’s dream dad
 

Definitely on my Christmas-list!
 

 
On May 25th 1977, George Lucas released the first episode – well the 4th actually – of what was probably to become the most famous film saga of history : Star Was – A new hope; which was to be followed in 1980 by The Empire Strikes Back and the Return of the Jedi in 1983. These movies featured and made famous actors such as Mark Hamill as “Luke Skywalker”, Harrison Ford as “Han Solo”, Carrie Fisher the casts female character as “Princess Leia” or Alec Guinness as the Jedi Master “Obi-Wan” Kenobi; but also others whose names you may a little less be familiar with (then again all depends on your degree of fanaticism!) as while you definitely will recall the characters they embodied, not sure that 100% of you would do all that good during a blind test – and please Star Wars purists do not get upset…you know what I’m talking about here…the people behind the masks, such as Kenny Baker (R2-D2), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), or the two men who gave life to Darth Vader aka David Prowse (Darth himself) and James Earl Jones (his voice) without forgetting a special mention to Frank Oz, “Yoda”‘s voice. The 21st century then gave birth to three other sequels of course, The Phantom Menace (episode I) , Attack of the Clones (episode II) and Revenge of the Sith (episode III)…but what follows is dedicated to the original three, so let’s cut short….
 

Yoda Knows



 

 
 

 
Why, did you think it wouldn’t apply for him?
 

Could Yoda actually just be a show off?
 

Long live Metallica.. after that they no longer had much to prove basically…(Yeah oki Axl and his crew got Terminator as we know… but geez, Star Wars??)
 
 
Come and play with R2D2 and give his voice generator a shot!
 
 
Star Wars Novelties
 

Yoda and Leia as seen by Van Gogh
 

First option: the Geek desk
 

Second option: Going professional
 

Impress your friends round during a Star Wars marathon
 

Evidently include a few beer rounds
 

Be a friend: Treat your mates to the most amazing experience of their life
 

 
Star Wars Car Shade…where can I find it? All around the net but sadly not often in stock!
 

For $17 you can now learn to speak Wookiee… . A demo maybe?
 
Check it out…

 

Pink Floyd’s rare Death Star LP edition…. you can get it at….
Only kidding, but you can always give Rage against the machine a shot…

 

Star Wars breakfast after a marathon night?
 

Want to please your kids? What a brilliant excuse – take them to the toy store… of course you’ll have to show them how to build it up right…
 
Star Wars Cakes
 
 
Just a sweet collection of cakes
 

Will you dare stick candles in it?

The ultimate birthday party
 

Yoda wearing pink? Oh why not after all
 

Jabba da cake?
 

Darth delight
 

Millennium Falcon cake
 

The cake strikes back episode
 

To finish off with the cakes…
 

Advertising with Vodaphone you will do half way through the post.
 
 
Star Wars Humor… the PMSLweb way
 

Between scenes pic?
 

This one also maybe?
 

Because you also need a passport on the Death Star
 

Darth Vader: Come as you are
 

Stormtroopers: the bathroom quest
 

Launching your stormtroopers only takes cola and a mentos
 

Darth Vader is such a badass
 

What the…..
 

The death Star Cantene parody
 

So it really is general…
 

Apparently the “force” isn’t everywhere
 
But…

He says else wise though
 

And maybe he is right…
 


……… Oki enough with this, you’ll end up getting horny!
 

George Lucas tests the carbonate block to make sure Harrison Ford is safe
 

Some troopers needed a follow-up once after they finished shooting the movie
 

Getting on work on time was crucial
 

One way to break a myth for sure
 

Vader’s initial costume was a fail
 

Why geeks end up playing World of Warcraft
 

Jedi squirrel
 

A must try
 

Star Wars… a true religion?
 

The dark side of parenting
 

Fishing on Dagobah
 

It’s about time we start listening to him
 

Recycling R2D2 after the movie
 

Time to cut them some slack
 

One which deserves to be shared…
 

Star Wars: the original cast…..
From left to right – Harrison Ford / Han Solo , David Prowse / Darth Vader, Peter Mayhew / Chewbacca, Carrie Fisher / Princess Leia, Mark Hamill / Luke Skywalker and Kenny Baker / R2-D2
 
We all thank you!
 

For all those who were blessed enough to have known the grand Cartoon-Animation era offered to us during the 80′s, you may definitely be tempted to check out what follows. Evidently each generation has his unforgettable classics as far as cartoons are concerned, but seriously when you check out what is aired today, you tend to be relieved in a way and sorry for you kids at the same time. Our cartoons absolutely rocked no doubt and just cannot be compared….period!
 
Time to take a little trip down memory lane, and while we just couldn’t list them all, you are sure to stumble across a few you use to watch for sure.
Wishing you a delightful pmslweb moment!
 
 

THUNDERCATS

Lion-O, Cheetara, Panthro, Tygra, WilyKit, WilyKat, and Snarf, aliens with feline features from the planet Thundera, are known as the Thundercats. After the death of their planet, the latter end up being forced to journey on the ‘Third Earth’ which actually turns out to be our good old earth in the future. Guided by Lion-O’s sword that contains the ‘Eye of Thundera’ they will need to survive on this new planet while attempting to take down the Mutants who have followed them there and whom now serve under the orders of Mumm-Ra their new archenemy, whose origins go back to Ancient Egypt.
 

 
Think you know the Thundercats? Why not give the Thundercats Trivia a shot!
 

Diet time for Lion-O
 

Isn’t he just precious?
 

The ultimate Fan Shoes
 

Wonder what Thundercat shots taste like?
 

Who said that Batman should have all the fun?
 

Give Thundercat rock a try
 

You need to be a fan for sure
 

Your Girlfriend will just love dating a Lion-O
 

You just show them at Halloween when you go treating around the block!
 

What did you actually think Thundercat Ho was all about?
 

Thundercats: Doing it right!
 

We all secretly wanted this to happen…
 
HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

 
Mattel’s very famous He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, reruns put aside, aired from 1983 to 1985. The plot made you discover the mythical planet of Eternia, where King Randor and Queen Marlena’s son Adam – aka Prince of Eternia- made a point of honor out of playing the ultimate justice defender. To do so, he often would have to use his sword that allowed him to transform into the mighty He-man; and in order to proceed, he’d raise it above his head and say the follow sentence: “By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER”. During his adventures, his friends The Sorceress, Teela, her father the Man-At-Arms and Orko were always there to give him a helping hand as well as his faithful tiger Cringer who would also metamorphose into He-Man’s Battle Cat during the process. Together they would, time after time, defeat Skeletor and his henchmen.
 

 

And to say these people use to be our role models duh!
 

True…we never gave it a thought back then
 

One way to keep a foot in childhood hey?
 

Fess up, you want one don’t you?
 

Be the (He) Man!
 

Best merchandising article ever!
 

Well with that hairstyle what did you seriously expect?
 
SHE-RA

 
Princess Adora is Prince Adam’s twin sister – you know Adam, prince of Eternia? – and while her bro lives on Eternia she, on the other hand, lives on Etheria (Hahahaha right…). She will quickly discover that she was taken from her family when only baby by the villain Hordak who is her archenemy on the show. Just like her brother, Adora can transform into the ‘Princess of Power’ She-Ra, and to do so she also needs to raise her sword and say the following: “For the Honor of Grayskull… I am She-Ra!”. During her everyday battle to take down Hordak and his Horde Troopers, she can rely on her friends and especially on Bow her sweetheart Robin Hood..yeah because she is a girl after all let’s not forget!
 

She-Ra and He-Man sing in duet….why did they have to be brother and sister.. always wondered
 

Wonder what She-Ra’s purse looked like?
 

Evidently guess who is on the other side
 
JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS

From 1985 to 1988 Hasbro, Marvel Productions and Sunbow Productions got together in order to produce Jem and the Holograms, an avant-garde cartoon who revolved around rock music. Jerrica Benton was left orphan after the death of of father, and while being at the head of a foster home also ends up taking over the role of sub-owner/manager of the musical company Starlight Music, but this will not turn out to be the only ‘gift’ left to her by her father Emmett Benton! The latter will also become the owner of “Synergy” a Holographic program who will allow her -using a a pair of earrings – to become, along with her best friends Aja and Shana and her baby sister Kimber, the pop-star Jem and her band the Holograms. Their main rival band will turn out to be ‘The Misfits’, three perfidious girls who will be ready to do anything in order to win the amazing contract both bands will be ‘battling’ for. Rio Pacheco is a recurrent character in the show and Jerrica’s boyfriend, she can always rely on him although he can turn out to be quite jealous at moments…but she can only forgive him.
 

 
You’re a Jem and the Holograms know it all? Check it out with this trivia!
 

Yeah they actually do exist
 

Ever gave this a thought?
 

Could she have been inspired by Jem, seriously?
 

 
Girls make it happen
 
ULYSSES 31

Directly inspired by the Greek mythology of Odysseus, Ulysses 31 retraces the story of Ulysses as he attempts to counter the plans of the ancient gods of Greek mythology but this time far ahead of our time and in outer space. The latter in command of the Odyssey spaceship is trying to make it back to earth, but the gods have decided else-wise and have even put mots of his crew in suspended animation. During his journey, he will be able to count of his son Telemachus, Yumi a young Zotrian and Nono a robot he offered as a present to his son as well as Shirka the Odyssey’s main female computer.
 

 

Ulysses 31 Parody…just love it – for any fan a must watch!
 

Epic fail right?
 
INSPECTOR GADGET

This DIC Entertainment show featuring a simple-witted cyborg detective originally aired from 1983 to 1986. Inspector Gadget a cyborg policeman helped by his niece Penny and her ‘Dog The Brain’ spend the most of heir time trying to counter the plans of the Machiavellian Doctor Clam and his M.A.D organization. Penny turns out to be the real ‘brain’ in the cartoon while Gadget employed by Chief Quimby boss of Metro City’s police, always ends up getting all the merits; that said she always does her best to let it be this way and loves to see her uncle’s self-esteem boosted while the latter tends to use his numerous gadgets; binoculars, skates, springs and extra hands preceded by the famous “Go Go gadget….” in the least expect moments…
 

 
Give the Inspector Gadget Trivia a go and see if you really know him as well as you think you do.
 

Your dream come true?
 

Yeah right, let’s just see how that works out after all!
 

May come in handy
 
BATTLE OF THE PLANETS

The G-Force, consisting of Mark, Jason, Princess, Keyop, and Tiny has been subject to a certain controversy as it also exists under a more mature form that puts forward themes you basically would like to keep out of your kid’s reach – at least for now- but let’s focus on the show we got to adore as kids in which five youngsters with superhuman abilities would do all that was in their power to defend Earth from Planet Spectra’s menace. To do so they would evolve aboard their main ship the Phoenix that would allow them to access individual vehicles operated by each member personally like the “galacti-cycle” or the “Space Bubble”. Their archenemy was Zoldar who would get direct orders from the great villain the “Luminous One”.
 

 

We all wanted to endorse this costume… well some actually did!
 

Ah yes the Princess Oh la la!
 

We knew he was a tad chubby but this is defo a fail!
 
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Day after day how many of us embraced the fictional characters of Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo while they fought crime in the undergrounds of New York City. The Teenage mutant ninja turtles helped by their adoptive father and Sensei Splinter – A rat- would spend the most of their time trying to frame their archenemy Shredder a villainous ninjutsu master and his famous Foot Clan. Helped by April a young and talented journalist, these four pizza adepts would use various masteries such as Katana’s for Leonardo, bō staff for Donatello, Sai’s for Raphael and nunshaku’s for Michelangelo to take down all forms of crime while learning the human values of life.
 

 

A spoof the way they always should be! Living up the dream
 
Oki so you were a fan… if you’re really sure just give this a go!
 

Wouldn’t you look great in one of these?
 

Gaming the way we like it
 

Oh look a Turtle Gangsta!
 

You can do it too!
 

Tonight just stay with your buddies seriously…no but really…
 

So that’s what they were
 
TRANSFORMERS

The battle between Autobots and Decepticons is no longer a secret for anyone. The alien robots Hasbro turned into a worldwide phenomena originally aired in 1984 and twenty seven years after – as well as three movies later -don’t seem to see their popularity decrease, not the most. On your right you have Optimus Prime and his troops which include personalities such as Jetfire his second in command, Ratchet the medic and veteran, Bumblebee who transforms into a Volkswagen Beetleor or even Bulkhead who can take a Cybertronian Bulldozer form, just to name a few, while on your left you’ll find the emblematic Decepticon leader Megatron and characters such as Shockwave, Blitzwing or Lugnut.
 

 

When the transformers inspire : The Citroen C4 Avert
 
Hard to follow aren’t they? But if you really think that you have what it takes, why not give the a try.
 

You need one NOW!
 

 
Bring out the “Optimus” in you
 

Put that way….
 

I can hear it, you did too didn’t you?
 

Geek love the way it should be
 

Makes the others look so lame
 

Owned on FB
 

Try making a 2h movie out of this
 
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

From 1983 to 1987 you could follow the cheerful adventures of three chipmunks; Alvin the leading troublemaker, Simon the tall intellectual and Theodore the sweet and innocent third member of the chipmunk clan. All three of them where adopted by David Seville – aka Dave- a song writer whose patience is frequently put to test, especially when it comes to Alvin whose imagination seems to have not limits. At moments the three loveable furry creatures also have to deal with three female chipmunks ‘the Chipettes’, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor Miller, and all three tend to each be the boy’s counterparts.
 

 

A chipmunk’s dream come true
 

Now you know why they are called “Happy Meals”
 
SNORKS

The Snorks belong to the Hanna-Barbera family and aired from 1984 to 1989. Deep down in the ocean could be found the underwater city of Snorkland which was inhabited by small colorful creatures called the Snorks such as the show’s main character Allstar Seaworthy, a very smart yellow male Snork whose belt buckle would be the indicator of a bright idea, Casey kelp, a pretty pink female Snork who also turns out to be Allstar’s sweetheart and like him Casey is quite intelligent and kind-hearted, but also others like ‘Junior’ as spoiled-brat orange male Snork son of Snorkland’s governor who likes to mock Allstar and his friends or “Seaworthy” a purple male Snork, uncle of Allstar whose goal in life is to take over Snorkland at any cost.
 

 

A male Snork is a guy avec all on “Family Guy”
 

Snork costume doing it right!
 

Not everyone can embody a Snork
 

You see them everywhere
 
THE SMURFS

Is it still really necessary to present the Smurfs? Let’s do it in anyway! At the beginning the Smurfs are the creation of the Belgian cartoonist Peyo, and given the success the comic series quickly encountered, they were then adapted under the cartoon form that originally aired from 1981 to 1990. Hidden in the middle of a forest is the very hard to access Smurf village where live very cheerful little blue creatures: the Smurfs. To start off there were exactly ninety-nine Smurfs each of which with their own personality; The village leader is Papa Smurf, the only one to wear red clothing as well as having a beard, he is the wise character on the show and when he’s not locked up in his laboratory working on magical spells and potions he spends his time getting his little Smurfs out of trouble – that, let’s face it, they are very good at getting themselves into! Other notable characters include the Smurfette who was originally created by the show’s villain Gargamel in an attempt to try and trap the Smurfs but who Papa Smurf finally turned into a real member of the clan, Brainy Smurf who wears glasses and spends his time giving his fellow Smurf’s never ending lectures, Hefty Smurf the tough guy and strongest Smurf of them all, Grouchy Smurf who doesn’t like anything nor anyone.. well not really as deep down inside he will never let down his friends when in need, Jokey Smurf who gets a kick out of playing pranks on the others or Vanity Smurf who is beyond precious according to himself and can spend hours admiring himself in a pocket mirror…just to name a few.
 

 

New Smurfs? These guys have a few ideas…
 
Unbeatable when it comes to the Smurfs? Oki then why not give the a shot.
 

Call me Papa baby!
 

So what would you say?
 

The dark side
 

Is a comment really necessary?
 

Shinny happy people
 

You can Smurf it
 
RAINBOW BRITE

Rainbow Brite started off as a Hallmark card character before she got her own cartoon show in 1984. “Rainbow” originally is an orphan who with help of her friends the “Color Kids” – Red Butler, Lala Orange, Canary Yellow, Patty O’Green, Buddy Blue, Indigo and Shy Violet – as well as her white sprite Twink and her beautiful white talking horse Starlite, must find the ‘Sphere of Light’using her magical Color Belt when needed. During her quest she will have to defeat the King of Shadows.
 

 
If you remember Rainbow and her friends, come and test your knowledge by playing the .
 

After all these years, what has just become?
 

We’ve found him: the Rainbow maker!
 

She’s not different to the rest of us
 
THE POPPLES

Remember the Popples, those very High-Tech soft-toys that you could turn inside out in order to give them a ball form? Oh come on, we know you do! Well like many toys of their generation they also were allotted a TV show which originally aired from 1986 to 1987. Bonnie and Billy Wagner, two young kids get dragged into numerous adventures by their Popple friends who are hidden secret to their parents. each of their Popples comes in a different color and has its own personality; Party is a big pink Popple that never seems to get tired and just wants to party day and night, Pretty Cool – aka PC- is a blue Popple who tends to try and stay reasonable compared to most of his fellow Popple friends although he also is all fun and games while Pancake the marroon Popple is very cuddly for instance. The Wagner kids have nine Popples all together, and during the second season the cast grows when new kids, Mike and Penny move in next door with Popples of their own.
 

 

The official first generation Popple commercial
 

At least these ones don’t bounce around
 

The Popples were actually stalkers
 
CARE BEARS

A few years back – or decades should we say- it was a real fashion to own a Care Bear…”You don’t have a Care bear?? Poor soul, how come, don’t your parents love you?” (I don’t care I didn’t have one anyway so just saying… you CAN survive!). These happy colorful teddy-bears first aired under their TV show form in 1985 and were later on joined by their cousins the…Care Bear Cousins – Brave Heart Lion, Bright Heart Raccoon, Cozy heart penguin etc. Coming back to the Care bears themselves, leading characters include Love-A-Lot bear and his red heart belly badge, Good-Luck Bear the green Irish bear vector of good luck with his four leaf clover, and who had a crush on Polite Panda but also Wish Bear – we really didn’t realize back then did we? – Grumpy Bear the Inventor or even Tender-Heart bear who would help people express their feelings…just to name a few.
 

 
Who would we be not to propose you a of course!
 

Weird, I don’t recall this one
 

Must of skipped a few episodes
 

My point…
 

Amazing what alcohol can do
 

My fav by far!
 

Now we’re talking
 

Apparently he got fired, go figure
 

The reunion
 
Other honorable mentions…
 
THE MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD

It started like this: “It is the 16th century. From all over Europe, great ships sail west to conquer the New World, the Americas. The men eager to seek their fortune, to find new adventures in new lands. They long to cross uncharted seas and discover unknown countries, to find secret gold on a mountain trail high in the Andes. They dream of following the path of the setting sun that leads to El Dorado and the Mysterious Cities of Gold.” During thirty-nine episodes we got to follow the adventures of Esteban “Child of the Sun” who was rescued at sea by the Spanish navigator Mendoza, who you frankly never are sure what to think of as he tends to save him one day and stab him in the back another, Zia the daughter of an Inca Priest and Tao the last living descendant of the sunken empire of Mu. While occasionally flying the Golden Condor they will live many adventures during their quest to find the Cities of Gold while having to defeat Francisco Pizarro and his men as well as Mendoza himself and his two clumsy employes Gomez and Gaspard.
 

 
AROUND THE WORLD WITH WILLY FOG

The cartoon adaptation of Around the World in Eighty Days -Jules Verne everyone- first aired in 1983 and was quite a success in Europe. Willy Fog, an English gentleman lion is the main character and basically plays the role of Phileas Fogg who has to fulfill this amazing bet, when challenged to do so by London’s Reform Club which he is a member of, helped by Rigodon a Lynx hired as his butler -Passepartout in the novel- and the beautiful Romy, a panther whom he is in love with, without forgetting his faithful Tico who spends a decent amount of time hiding in his bag.
 

 
M.A.S.K

Mobile Armored Strike Kommand – aka M.A.S.K, was broadcasted from 1985 to 1986 with seventy-five episodes and was a major success due also to the cartoon’s derivative toys. During the show’s two seasons, Matt Trakker, leader of the M.A.S.K and his gang fought the criminal organization of V.E.N.O.M -Vicious Evil Network of Mayhem- using high-tech vehicles which could transform and by wearing masks that would give them super powers. Other characters who should be mentioned are Matt’s adoptive son Scott who he raised alone and the latter’s robot T-Bob that Scott seems to spend most of his time optimizing.
 

 

Every boy’s dream toy back in the 80′s
 
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

Dungeons and Dragons was a cartoon directly inspired by the role playing game of the same name and that aired from 1983 to 1985. To make short the plot is about a group of teenagers, Hank the Ranger, Eric the Cavalier, Diana the Acrobat, Presto the Magician, Sheila the Thief and Bobby the Barbarian, trying to find their way home after taking a ride on magical roller coaster who leads them to mystical grounds, and where they meet the Dungeon Master who gives them all a specific weapon to help them fulfill their quest. Many adventures and enemies await them all along the way including Venger “the Force of Evil” the main villain. One question remains…did they ever make it back home by the way?
 

 

Nostalgia hits some quite bad
 

We all know that Photoshop is used more or less anywhere these days, may you be a complete amateur or doing so on a professional level. What you could actually ignore though, is just how much it is used! The photoshopping mania boom doesn’t seem to any longer have limits and our vision of the world in the long run could en up being pretty messed up.
 
In the meantime, while we will occasionally get a giggle out of failed noob sublimation attempts, the best by far will always be offered to us by the pros. The more experienced the user, the bigger the fail tends to be…
 

No matter how hot the picture was meant to be, the leg business just blows it all up…
 

Really wonder what the Turkish landing trick is
 

Who ever said that having two left feet could stop you from being a model hey?
 

When your shadow reveals the truth
 

We can definitely name this one “A hand right out of the blue”
 

Don’t fall for this ladies, this man has a girlfriend
 

Seems like the Brangelina family has been at it again
 

lady with a burning pussy!
 

Apparently someone is now very big headed
 

Still working with a broken neck…respect!
 

Only takes six fingers to play these tunes
 

A third hand: We all need one
 

How many scarves does she need around that neck?
 

The thing?
 

You lied to your wife to go and see the game – You’re doomed!
 

Right after this her hairdresser changed jobs apparently, weird…
 

I’ll high-four you!
 

Are you sure that you’ve never been followed by an unknown leg?
 

Your capacity in a parallel dimension
 

Watch out for this man…he’s sharp
 

Their love survived the years, Who would let go of a three handed woman?
 

These major leg related problems require the best health care
 

She always would feel this ‘presence’ but nobody would believe her…until now!
 

Stop trying to hide it, we know you got a new one!
 

Do not worry, you can lead a perfectly normal life with a hole in one side
 

As soon as they met they just knew they were soul mates
 

Where to start.. there’s a lot of weirdness here!
 

 
If you have a few spare minutes on your hands and are basically looking for a way to ‘kill them’, the following collection of website links may just come in handy! No doubt that you will find one -or more- to trigger your interest. 
 
 

The Empire Poster Quiz :
 
Will you be able to guess the movie by just viewing one letter? Do you know your classics?
 
The 100 Most Common English Words :

See how many of the hundred most common English words you can guess in five minutes. The game was created using the Oxford English Corpus.
 
Scary Spider:

Take control of this creepy crawly using your mouse and feed it using your space-bar. If you suffer from arachnophobia stay clear!
 
More Cowbell DJ :

Ever dreamed of having cowbells and Christopher Walken included to your favorite songs? NO? Well me neither to be honest, but you’ll still be able to do so using this original tool!
 
Map Your Surname:

How popular is your surname and how far across the world did your ancestors reach? Use this interesting tool to find out.
 
Where’s Waldo?:

Remember Waldo? Well this game could be called the ‘Ultimate Waldo Search’! And believe me it won’t be as easy as it seems… don’t lose patience though as I’m sure you can do it!
 
Can You Name The Countries:

So how well do you know our dear planet and more precisely how many countries do you actually know? This very challenging game should turn out to be quite addicting and no doubt that you’ll probably end up playing it a few times in a row. You will have 15 min to name as many country names as possible and evidently will have to spell them out correctly.
 
The Eyeballing Game:

Here is a game that should take you down memory lane for sure and will reveal which kind of student you actually were while testing your accuracy. You will be working on parallelograms, midpoints, bisect angles, triangle centers, circle centers, right angles and convergences…but hey don’t freak out because it will actually turn out to be quite cool and addicting.
 
Drawminos :

If you use to get a kick out of playing dominos as a kid, you may be tempted to give them a shot online and see just how creative you turn out to be. You will be creating in 2D but will be able to save them in 3D. Why not give it a try?
 
Detweet :

This is probably one of the craziest social games ever. The name of the game here will be to shoot down real tweets based on a specific word. At the begining of the game you get to type in a word of your choice, then will see the latest tweets made on twitter which include them, the latter being represented by little men – the actual tweets appearing in a bubble above their heads. Your next move will be to buy and place machine guns in order to take them down… sure it may seem a little sick, but it’s so much fun. (I even shot myself down, what a nut…)
 
Noooooooooooooooooooo:

What to say about this specific page… I’m not really sure. If ever during the day you have the need to share your discontent, well basically it could come in handy… maybe?
 
The Michael Bayifier :

Give your pictures the ultimate Michael Bayifier pimp up with this fast and easy little tool. You can now star in a Michael Bay movie in only minutes and impress your friends.
 
Impact Earth:

Do you want to know how well you’d be capable of taking down our good old Earth if in control of a meteorite? Would you manage to cause a maximum of damage or wouldn’t anyone notice? Here you will get to customize your own mighty projectile by setting various parameters like its genre – diameter and intensity, impact – angle and velocity, its target type as well as its distance from the impact.
 
Bastard/Bastet Tetris:

With a name like ‘Bastard Tetris’, what do you expect seriously? This specific Tetris was designed to give you the pieces you need the least, you will have a 70% of getting the piece you need the less, 15% of getting the second least wanted piece and so on… so get prepared in spending a very painful moment…
 
Where Are You In The Movie?:

Thanks to this very original online tool, you can now discover where exactly you are in movies such as Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, the Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, The Godfather and Titanic among others. To do so you will just need to answer a few quick questions; when were you born, at what age do you wish to die and which movie you want to use…and that’s all.
 
Inflat – The Music Project:

Discover and play with an incredible musical project. You will have access to a page composed of various YouTube windows and can start as many as you want and whenever you want as the result will always turn out to be amazing.
 
Pick One:

This should basically be called ‘Pick One – the Never ending game’, because I don’t think there’s any end to it, it seems to go on for ever, and ever, and ever…. Your screen will be divided in two – a black side and a white side – and you will constantly have to pick between two words…worst part is that it actually gets you thinking at moments!
 
Flashface :

This smart and entertaining online tools will let you build suspects of your own. You will get to entirely customize their faces, and the results will turn out to be quite impressive. Why not sketch one of your mates or even your mother-in-law then stick the picture on a milk box just to freak him/her out!
 
Nukeometer :

Wish to scare yourself a little? Then why not come and try this Nukeometer that will let you discover, just by entering your town and country, how many nuclear warheads are within your reach – the exact number by country and by delivery…fun!
 
Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator :

Like many of us you probably regret not being born in Kenya right? (I knew it…). Cry no more, these days your dream can come true thanks to this birth certificate generator! Imagine how impressed your buddies will be when they discover where you actually were born…
 
 

Feel like having a little go at that brain of yours and see if you can challenge it? Various optical illusions and brain teasers can be found across the web these days, and today we have decided to make you lose some of your precious time with a handful of them.

Wishing you a PMSLweb moment!

 
Black Dots

Can you count them?
 
Central Point

First stare at the black dot then slowly lean towards the picture.
 
After-Image

Stare at this picture of Chè Guevara for at least 30-60s, then look straight at a white surface and start blinking…. surprise!
 
Coffee Illusion

Hey someone is hiding in this picture, can you spot him out?
 
The Corner House

Would you say about this house that it’s concave or convex? Place your hand on the top part, then…..on the bottom part.
 
Center Dots

Which center dot is the biggest? And yeah you are allowed to give it second thoughts…..
 
The Lovers

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I see a face but that’s not all……”
 
From grey to blue

Stare at the black dot at the lower right of the picture and gradually you’ll see the grey stripe at the top left change from grey to blue.
 
Hidden Tiger

Can you find the hidden tiger in the picture, I mean the HIDDEN TIGER right?
 
What can you see?

or read…
 
The Light Bulb

Stare at the black light bulb for about 30s then look at any white surface.. and indeed it will light up!
 
Pacman Illusion

Take your time when staring at the cross and different phenomenon’s will appear to you; first the disks will start disappearing briefly one after the other, then gaps will appear followed by a green disk….
 
The hidden message

If you cannot read the above message you may want to step back a little..
 
Do you see a spiral?

Because there actually isn’t any…check again!
 
Paris in the Springtime

What do you actually read here? Are you sure? Really?
 
Static

Yes the picture actually is
 
Victory or Defeat?

Both actually…
 
 
Finally last but not least a very freaky one be warned! Stare at the blue garbage bag for at least one whole minute, it may not seem like it but something very unusual is going to happen… don’t give up as it may take some time but it’s definitely worth it!

 
 

Just click to make it happen…
 

 

Tired of the Pokèmons? Do your kids drive you nuts with the never-ending list of painful creatures, their headbanging names and evolutions… – not to mention that they also can have kids of their own and make us sound so has-been when we get questioned about them without being able to answer (What you don’t know that Warltortle evolves into Blastoise, that he is 87.5% Male and 12.5% female, that his type is water and that as he levels up he gains powers such as a tail whip or a rapid spin??? Noooo = Epic Fail!)
 
If the answer is YES, well you may want to check out the following video… Pokémons: Apokélypse – the movie WE will finally enjoy.
 

 

Think that it’s about time to give your kitchen a total makeover, at least as far as accessories are concerned? Why not check-out what follows and add a little touch of originality to your everyday cooking habits.
 

Let’s start with choosing the perfect cook books…
 

What could be more original than these towel holders if you are a dog lover!
 

Gross but practical, this snotty egg separator
 

Help free Han…in your glass!
 

Surprise your sweetheart with a romantic brekkie
 

This can definitely come in handy at moments
 

Peeling potatoes will no longer lead to a painful organization
 

The special tap gadget every geek will want in his kitchen
 

A very fun way to create delicious shakes
 

Let the musician in you take control
 

The little 80′s arcade touch
 

Let your trash can feel the force
 

Treat your guests to a solemnly Jaws moment
 

Now you can enjoy the taste of bacon all through the day, no limits!
 

A breakfast challenge anyone?
 

You take the responsibility for this oki?