PMSLweb Piss Myself laughing – The Internet Scavengers
Fluent in surfer anyone? – When a surfer tells you that surfing gets you “high”, as from now on trust him…..
But just before showing you this true gem, we couldn’t resist in treating you to a few appetizers.
Question: Why do blondes pour water on their keyboards
Answer: In order to surf the internet of course
Question: How do surfers greet each other?
Answer: They just Wave
A stranded man
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit.
Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.”!
Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here along time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
Man: “It’s been ten years!”
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Man: “Oh thank you so much!”
Girl: “So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?”
Man: “It’s been ten years”
The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: “Oh. Thank you so much. You are like a miracle”!
Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly:
“So tell me then, have you been bored??”
The man looked at her and said excitedly: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a surfboard in there too??”
Okies, so by now you should be good to go! Let’s see how “fluent” in surfer you are….
