Balls Joke – An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. Balls Joke – As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, “What time ... Read More »
Author Archives: FROZ
Feed SubscriptionThe Female always makes the rules joke
• The Female always makes THE RULES. • THE RULES are subject to change without notice. • No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. • If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. • The Female is never wrong. • If it appears the Female is wrong, ... Read More »
Coma Joke: Coma Woman Stimulated by Husband
Coma Joke – A man is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign ... Read More »
Joke Angry Neighbour at Court
Joke Angry Neighbour at Court – A judge asked a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience a man shouted, “Lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!”, the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, “You are also charged with killing ... Read More »
Codes for Seniors Joke – How to text
Codes for Seniors So here are some codes for the seniors: ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW – Forgot Where I Was FYI – Found Your ... Read More »
A priest and a Nun in the Sahara desert – Joke
A Priest and a Nun were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Priest and the Nun surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. ‘Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.’ ‘I know, Father. In fact, I don’t think it ... Read More »