PMSLweb Piss Myself laughing – The Internet Scavengers
Him + Her = Love
Him: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted.
Her: Then where else do you usually go?
Him: Doesn’t this date make you long for another?
Her: Yes, but no one else would come.
Her: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition.
Him: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Her: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.” The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.” She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, “Do you have a Vagina?” “Yes I do.” says the lady. The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”
