The Female always makes the rules joke

• The Female always makes THE RULES.
• THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
• No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
• If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
• The Female is never wrong.
• If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
• If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
• The Female can change her mind at any given time..
• The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
• The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
• The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
• The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
• At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
• If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
• Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
• If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5