Funny dirty jokes – Ever been in a situation where everyone starts cracking their favorite jokes but although -let’s face it- you’ve heard hundred’s of hilarious ones, you’re suddenly struck with mind-blanking? Yeah… well we have news for you, you’re defo not alone! Add to that that of course there’s always the art of telling jokes which some have and ... Read More »
Super Bowl joke – A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he says, “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for ... Read More »
Samurai Joke – Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who sent a declaration out throughout the country announcing that he was searching for a new head Samurai. A year passed and only three people showed up to apply for the position: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked ... Read More »
Surgeon Joke – Sam and John were out cutting wood, when John accidentally cut his arm off. Sam, who was trained in first aid, remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and then took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, “You’re in luck! I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours.” ... Read More »
Joke Angry Neighbour at Court – A judge asked a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience a man shouted, “Lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!”, the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, “You are also charged with killing ... Read More »
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