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Valentine’s day humor – Your ultimate guide to romance

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Be my precious – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Valentine’s day humor – Welcome to PMSLweb’s special lovers day edition. Every year on February 14th the pressure tends to go up a notch. Although deep down inside you know that your significant other will be pleased no matter what (well evidently this does not apply if ever you purely and simply dare to forget about it, don’t tempt the devil), in the back of your mind you still hope that you will not deceive, because if you don’t see those two little marbles light up at some point during the day, you will get to drag the failure around on your chest… and while one forgives, one never forgets.

While Cupid’s sole purpose is to inject the world with love, the chubby cherub also can be quite a cheeky bastard who secretly gets a kick out of the various traps hidden all through this February 14th obstacle course. Anyway, let’s face it, there’s no way we can allow that to happen, so today we’ve decided to help you out a tad with this “Ultimate Valentine’s day guide”. Common mistakes can and will be avoided, so please put your faith in us.

Wishing every lover in the world a groovy and passionate Valentine ’s Day.


Will you be my valentine – give it a try, and don’t forget the card

Tell a girl you like her iPhone funny at PMSLweb.com

Forever alone or forever together card at PMSLweb.com

Princess valentine’s day card fail at PMSLweb.com

You’re an a**hole card – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Yoda best valentine card at PMSLweb.com

I still love the freaking shit out of you ecard at PMSLweb.com

I don’t need you to write me a love letter ecard at PMSLweb.com

I wanna do things to your butt card – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com


What is love about – a quick recap

Tell me what you want book at PMSLweb.com

He gonna be mad when I tell him I’m on my period at PMSLweb.com

A good wife forgives her husband when she’s wrong at PMSLweb.com

Her side and his side blanket at PMSLweb.com

You never lift a finger around the house meme at PMSLweb.com

Beware of wife – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com


Single – we all know the drill, this one is for you

February is singles awareness month at PMSLweb.com

Nerd couple meme – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

No boyfriend November was a success ecard at PMSLweb.com

File for divorce home depot humor at PMSLweb.com

Cheated on memes at PMSLweb.com

And remember that…

February 15th cheap candy day at PMSLweb.com


Where not to take your valentine: Ever heard of POOF you’re single?

Mc Donalds Valentine’s day at PMSLweb.com

Phat Phuc noodle bar – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Vagina tandoory restaurant at PMSLweb.com

Crabs for valentine’s day at PMSLweb.com

Want to impress her with a home-cooked dinner? Sure thing… but…

Heart shaped nuggets – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

NO !


The gifts – For her


Sweet but perfectly ridiculous, she probably actually enjoy these, so if you really love her and she means the world to you…suck it up!

Dual heart shaped glove at PMSLweb.com

Love mittens at PMSLweb.com

Sweat heart sweet shirt at PMSLweb.com

The collection of Nooooo’s! No, no and Hell no!

Wrong way to gift Valentine flowers at PMSLweb.com

Valentine’s day in Colorado at PMSLweb.com

Hug me cookie fail – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Penis chocolate drink at PMSLweb.com

Meat underwear at PMSLweb.com

Glow in the dark lingerie – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Vintage gift garbage disposer at PMSLweb.com

Funny your package gift at PMSLweb.com

Candy necklace humor at PMSLweb.com

Show your boobies coupon at PMSLweb.com

DVD fail – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

400 ways to make a sandwich book at PMSLweb.com

Sure grip cream at PMSLweb.com

Mc Donald’s gift card at PMSLweb.com

Tongue scrapers – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Name a roach at PMSLweb.com

Painkiller coated condoms at PMSLweb.com

Where not to shop!

Dick's store valentine's day at PMSLweb.com


Ready to pop the question? No, not this way for sure…

Walmart wedding rings at PMSLweb.com

The ring mug – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Hamburger wedding proposal at PMSLweb.com

Pizza hut wedding proposal at PMSLweb.com

Wedding ring key-ring at PMSLweb.com


The gifts – For him


Those he could actually enjoy, everyone knows where a man’s brains really are.. so why not make his heart skip a beat!

Funny him/her undies – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Sex checks at PMSLweb.com

Man bottle stopper at PMSLweb.com

Let’s make out mug at PMSLweb.com

Those we would avoid… no but really…

Face-a** sponge at PMSLweb.com

Husband training flash cards at PMSLweb.com

Vintage action pants – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com

Colon hydrotherapy at PMSLweb.com

Him/her matching bras at PMSLweb.com

The pecker checker at PMSLweb.com

Internal deodorant at PMSLweb.com

I love my girlfriend t-shirt at PMSLweb.com

Dual toilets – Valentine’s day humor at PMSLweb.com


To sum up, what you really need to know…

Making a woman happy versus making a man happy at PMSLweb.com

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