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Welcome to Straya – An Oi Oi Oi collection of funnies

Welcome to Straya – Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome on PMSLweb Air’s flight 747 to the Land Down Under. Our aircraft today is under the command of Captain Froz, and our flight time will be approximately 10 minutes.

While we are here to ensure that your flight occurs in the best possible conditions, we are also concerned about your safety. With that in mind, we care to remind you that keg’s are available under every seat of our aircraft in the case of an emergency. The latter is also equipped with aisle path lighting and, if you were subject to a hangover and your visibility was impaired, just follow the pretty little lights. White leds lead to red ones which indicate that you have reached the closest bathroom.

In order to efficiently prepare your arrival, here is today’s weather forecast for some of the major Australian towns – please select your clothing accordingly :

Sydney : 21/29°C – Showers
Melbourne : 16/23°C – Showers
Brisbane : 22/31°C – A little rain
Perth: 19/37°C – Sunny
Hobart: 14/19°C – Rain
Canberra : 14/29°C – Showers
Darwin: 23/30°C – Showers

We will airborne shortly, thank you for your attention and the crew wishes you a fantastic PMSLweb moment!

Keep calm and remember you’re an Aussie at

Hello I’m Bruce welcome to Straya at

Aussie exercise block – Welcome to Straya at

God cooking Australia cartoon at

You don’t know hot in Australia meme at

It’s a bit warm in Australia at the moment at

Welcome to Australia toad meme at

Caution drop bears – Welcome to Straya at

Aussie 5 dollar note humor at

What are you didgeridooing meme at

How to Australianize any picture meme at

Funny Aussie road signs – Welcome to Straya at

Floating beercan boats at

Meanwhile in Australia cops meme at

Straya c*nt meme at

Funny Australian Christmas tree – Welcome to Straya at

Have a problem with boat people meme at

Aussie eye chart cartoon at

The platypus demotivational at

Funny Australian news at

Aussie slang humor  - Welcome to Straya at

Australia worst country in Europe at

Australian centipede at

Australian shepherd with heterochromia at

Aussies how you view us at

Hey girl you ever been down under at

Huntsman spider humor – Welcome to Straya at

Serving suggestion bloody cold at

Overcrowding in British prisons meme at

Welcome to Australia spider humor at

Welcome to Australia cartoon at

Spiders inhabit trees in Australia due to floods at

Aussie customs humor at

Man versus wild Aussie humor – Welcome to Staya at

Australia did you know humor at

Throw a boomerang forever alone at

Australians don’t have sex at

Volcanoes Aussie humor at

Drifting in Australia meme at

Aussie postman humor – Welcome to Straya at

Aussies during floods meme at

Aussie vending machine at PMSLWEB.COM

Kangaroo wife husband humor at

Mayonnaise theft in Australia at

Nowhere is safe in Australia at

Meanwhile in Australia shark funny at

Playing golf in Australia – Welcome to Straya at

Dunno mate maybe she’s flooded at

How do Australians reproduce humor at

Aussie injured wildlife meme at

American versus Aussie sharks humor at

Passport please welcome to Australia at

If Aussies had landed on the moon meme at

Meanwhile in Australia funny at

Angry birds the Aussie version – Welcome to Straya at

How many men does it take to open up a stubbie at

Drop bears humor at

The beers prayer at

Have you ever seen an ugly Australian at

Snake grounds jet – Welcome to Straya at

Aussie stone fish at

Fire tornado Australia at

Do Australians feel love at

Hungry swooping kookaburras at

Meanwhile in Australia snake at

Welcome to Australia we will be your guide at

A frog eating a snake – Welcome to Straya at

Goat wins court battle at

The Australian drop bear at

Qantas emergency landing funny at

Bar signs at

Aussie food guide at

Spider in toilet gif – Welcome to Straya at

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