Funny dirty jokes – Ever been in a situation where everyone starts cracking their favorite jokes but although -let’s face it- you’ve heard hundred’s of hilarious ones, you’re suddenly struck with mind-blanking? Yeah… well we have news for you, you’re defo not alone! Add to that that of course there’s always the art of telling jokes which some have and ... Read More »
Four old timers playing golf Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his Buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll ... Read More »
Haïthem and his dad joke – An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: “Dear Dad Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, ... Read More »
Irish couple Joke – After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. ‘How ’bout that!’ he exclaims, ‘Here’s ... Read More »
Farting old lady Joke – A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was ... Read More »
Surgeon Joke – Sam and John were out cutting wood, when John accidentally cut his arm off. Sam, who was trained in first aid, remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and then took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, “You’re in luck! I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours.” ... Read More »
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