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Friday chuckles – On our way to visit the wicked WE wizard

Friday chuckles – We hope that you’ve made it safely through the week, and that those of you who live up in the Northern Hemisphere are being blessed with a gorgeous summer so far (although moody weather seems to be the name of the game for many these days).
Before we get stuck into today’s collection of funnies, may we interest you in a little intellectual moment? Indeed, we’ve noticed that as far as the dictionary is concerned, a couple of gender related adjustments could turn out to be necessary…

Wishing you a pleasant and chuckle-powered PMSLweb moment!

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

And now, let’s get back to our funnies shall we.
Kim Jong Hun only fat boy in the country – Friday chuckles at

Malaysian Airlines cheating husband joke at

I bark at my a** when I fart meme at

Presumption demotivational at

The trap funny cartoon – Friday chuckles at

Spock socks at

I want to play a game toilet version at

Dog in love funny at

Giant kitty litter humor at

Jason Donervan sells doners in a van at

Elephant story book fail – Friday chuckles at

Dog condoms at

Bad hair day humor at

Travel ice-cream maker funny at

How to speak with an Irish accent at

American football humor at

Language translation fail – Friday chuckles at

Maths imaginary friend funny at

Bacon baby formula at

OCD trolling at

Scumbag cat humor at

Old Malaysian Airlines advert at

Next time you wear rubber gloves – Friday chuckles at

Oreo drug addict at

Turtle having sex humor at

Alfa Romeo owner meme at

No signal at the museum meme at

Please don’t judge me funny at

Funny letter disturbing flatulences at

WTF footprints – Friday chuckles at

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