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Coma Joke: Coma Woman Stimulated by Husband

sick woman funny

Coma Joke – A man is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign ... Read More »

Joke Angry Neighbour at Court

neighbor joke

Joke Angry Neighbour at Court – A judge asked a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in the audience a man shouted, “Lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!”, the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, “You are also charged with killing ... Read More »

Codes for Seniors Joke – How to text

the grandfather humor

Codes for Seniors So here are some codes for the seniors: ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW – Forgot Where I Was FYI – Found Your ... Read More »

A priest and a Nun in the Sahara desert – Joke

You ain't getting nun

A Priest and a Nun were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Priest and the Nun surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. ‘Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.’ ‘I know, Father. In fact, I don’t think it ... Read More »

Second opinion Joke : A second opinion is priceless

Hospital funny

Second opinion Joke – The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on a nerve at the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to ... Read More »

Mexican Joke – Mexican Grandfather in a Nursing Home

Mexican joke

Mexican Joke – A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa. “How do you like it here?” asks the grandson. “It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so ... Read More »

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