Mexican Joke – A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa. “How do you like it here?” asks the grandson. “It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so ... Read More »
Amazing Colin Joke – A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, ... Read More »
A fella enters a bar carrying an alligator….. He makes his way to the counter, turns around and announces: “Here’s a deal. You know what, I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will then close his mouth for one whole minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone ... Read More »
Bob The Chicken and the Librarian & his chicks jokes The Librarian and his chicks One day a Librarian was feeling lonely as his library was empty and so had nobody to help out. Suddenly two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk, bouk bouk.” The librarian surprised but happy quickly got up and lent them each 5 books. ... Read More »
An American in the train – A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, ... Read More »
Blonde Stewardess – An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed ... Read More »
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